So I started watching True Blood, and I’m only soso about it. I like the world. I like that it’s a dirty place with unsavory characters, and I like that people get fucked up on vampire blood. Also, I like the boobies. But, those boobies and the people attached to them are just a little too handsome to really sell it for me. Anna Paquin is good, as is the guy who plays vampire Bill, but does everyone else have to be so good looking? It’s the dirty south. Keep it dirty! I want to see some Deliverance hillbilly vampires! Just a whole bunch of inbred banjo-picking ghouls. I’d watch that.

Also, and I know that this is from way back in Season 1, but why is Sookie surprised that the Sam guy is a shapeshifter? Isn’t she a psychic and her boyfriend a vampire? You figure it must not be that surprising when some guy is like, “I’m a dog too!” or “I’m into dead people!”

Anywho, imma get on this True Blood shit, and try to get caught up before Breaking Bad (AKA the best thing ever) starts back up.